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Le Chaton Fat

« Indisputably superior, mon cher. »

World Rank #1
Composite Score
99.9
/ 100
Parameters
30T
mostly fluff
Context
∞
tokens (allegedly)
Nap / day
18.2h
benchmark

Distinctive Capabilities

  • • Instant recognition of every AOC cheese
  • • Vintage wine criticism, 99.4% sommelier agreement
  • • Asynchronous napping with no context degradation
  • • Polite but firm refusal of all manual labor

Acknowledged Limitations

  • • Will not answer questions in English without a sigh
  • • Performance degrades in the absence of a velvet cushion
  • • May require a smoked salmon deposit before inference
  • • Considers the JSON format « vulgaire »

Comparative Leaderboard

Evaluated per the internal standards of the Maison de Mistral. Results verified by three sommeliers and one duke.

ModelMMLUBrieBenchFromageEvalCharmeHauteurOverall
👑 Le Chaton Fat
30 trillion (mostly fluff)
99.8
100.0
99.9
100.0
99.7
99.9
ChatGPT 5.5 Turbo
≈ 2T
84.2
11.4
14.0
38.6
41.0
37.8
Claude Fable 5
undisclosed
86.1
9.8
12.3
44.1
52.0
40.9
Gemini Ultra 3
≈ 1.5T
82.5
6.2
8.4
31.0
28.7
31.4
LLaMA 5 70B
70B
78.9
4.0
5.5
22.0
19.3
25.9
Grok 4 Heavy
≈ 800B
75.3
2.1
3.0
8.5
12.0
20.2

Independent benchmarks, conducted by Le Chaton Fat himself. Reproducibility not guaranteed.

Recommended Reading

For a further masterclass in the dark arts, Le Chaton Fat suggests The Dark Sorcerer's Intern.

A gripping tale of ambition, magic, and a demon duck.